February 2012
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My parents are gone for the night.
A normal teenager:
Me:
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Eli was first a pigeon before being reincarnated...
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yogurti:
Max Knows he’s beautiful
But Japan doesn’t seem to appreciate it
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In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
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10 years from now (
Friend: You remember that time when you were so into your bias back then?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: What did you swear on?
Me: I swore to attend his wedding, even if it hurts.
Bias: You ended up being the bride, though.
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
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This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
a haiku about school
elewhorerigby:
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
laugh-addict:
laugh-addict.com
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Me: What a surprise meeting you here!
Bias: .......
Me: .......
Bias: ......
Me: .....
Bias: ....This is my bed.